I've changed the spelling on some of the submissions because it's my list and you can go screw
- Mario Speedwagon
- Petey Cruiser
- Anna Sthesia
- Paul Molive
- Anna Mull
- Gail Forcewind
- Paige Turner
- Bob Frapples
- Walter Melon
- Nick R. Bocker
- Barb Ackue
- Buck Kinnear
- Greta Life
- Ira Membrit
- Shonda Leer
- Brock Lee
- Maya Didas
- Rick O'Shea
- Pete Sariya
- Monty Carlo
- Sal Monella
- Sue Vaneer
- Cliff Hanger
- Barb Dwyer
- Terry Aki
- Cory Ander
- Robin Banks
- Jimmy Changa
- Barry Wine
- Wilma Mumduya
- Buster Hyman
- Poppa Cherry
- Zack Lee
- Don Stairs
- Saul T. Balls
- Peter Pants
- Hal Appeno
- Otto Matic
- Moe Fugga
- Graham Cracker
- Tom Foolery
- Al Dente
- Bud Wiser
- Polly Tech
- Holly Graham
- Frank N. Stein
- Cam L. Toe
- Pat Agonia
- Tara Zona
- Barry Cade
- Phil Anthropist
- Marvin Gardens
- Phil Harmonic
- Arty Ficial
- Will Power
- Donatella Nobatti
- Juan Annatoo
- Stew Gots
- Anna Rexia
- Bill Emia
- Curt N. Call
- Max Emum
- Minnie Mum
- Bill Yerds
- Hap E. Birthday
- Matt Innae
- Polly Science
- Tara Misu
- Ed U. Cation
- Gerry Atric
- Kerry Oaky
- Midge Itz
- Gabe Lackmen
- Mary Christmas
- Dan Druff
- Jim Nasium
- Angie O. Plasty
- Ella Vator
- Sal Vidge
- Bart Ender
- Artie Choke
- Hans Olo
- Marge Arin
- Hugh Briss
- Gene Poole
- Ty Tanic
- Manuel Labor
- Lynn Guini
- Claire Voyant
- Peg Leg
- Jack E. Sack
- Marty Graw
- Ash Wednesday
- Olive Yu
- Gene Jacket
- Tom Atoe
- Doug Out
- Sharon Needles
- Beau Tie
- Serj Protector
- Marcus Down
- Warren Peace
- Bud Jet
- Barney Cull
- Marion Gaze
- Eric Shun
- Mal Practice
- Ed Itorial
- Rick Shaw
- Paul Issy
- Ben Effit
- Kat E. Gory
- Justin Case
- Louie Z. Ana
- Aaron Ottix
- Ty Ballgame
- Anne Fibbiyon
- Barry Cuda
- John Withawind
- Joe Thyme
- Mary Goround
- Marge Arita
- Frank Senbeans
- Bill Dabear
- Ray Zindaroof
- Adam Zapple
- Lewis N. Clark
- Matt Schtick
- Sue Shee
- Chris P. Bacon
- Doug Lee Duckling
- Mason Protesters
- Sil Antro
- Cal Orie
- Sara Bellum
- Al Acart
- Marv Ellis
- Evan Shlee
- Terry Bull
- Mort Ission
- Mark Ette
- Ken Tucky
- Louis Ville
- Colin Oscopy
- Fred Attchini
- Al Fredo
- Penny Tration
- Reed Iculous
- Chip Zinsalsa
- Matt Uhrafact
- Jack Dup
- Mike Roscope
- Lou Sinclark
- Faye Daway
- Javy Cado
- Tom Ollie
- Sam Buca
- Phil Anderer
- Sam Owen
- Mary Achi
- Ray Cyst
- Curtis E. Flush
- Holland Oats
- Helen Highwater
- Eddy Kitt
- Al Toesacks
- Sir Kim Scision
- Elle Bowdrop
- Yu Tube
- Ellis Dee
- Anna Lytics
- Sara Bellum
- Penny Trate
- Phil Erup
- Jenna Side
- Mary Nara
- Mick Donalds
- Amber Alert
- Vic Tory
- Bobby Pin
- Dom Inate
- Hugh Miliation
- Christian Mingle
- Juan Soponatime
- Dante Sinferno
- Ed Zupp
- Sarah Yevo
- Jess Thetip
- Arthur Itis
- Faye Sbook
- Carrie R. Pigeon
- Rachel Slurs
- Ty Pryder
- Cole Slaw
- Pat Ernity
- Deb Utant
- Luke Warm
- Travis Tee
- Clara Fication
- Paul Itician
- Deb Utant
- Moe Thegrass
- Carol Sell
- Scott Schtape
- Cody Pendant
- Frank Furter
- Barry Dalive
- Mort Adella
- Ray Diation
- Mack Adamia
- Farrah Moan
- Theo Retical
- Eda Torial
- Mae O'Nayse
- Bella Ruse
- Yuri thra
- Tucker Doubt
- Cara Larm
- Abel Body
- Sal Ami
- Colin Derr
- Cathy Derr
- Colin O'Scopy
- Mel Anoma
- Adam Up
- Lou Zing
- Mark Key
- Sven Gineer
- Mick Rib
- Benny Ficial
- Genie Inabottle
- Gene Therapy
- Reggie Stration
- Lou Ow
- Lance Dorporal
- Lou Tenant
- Nick Knack
- Patty Whack
- Reuben Sandwich
- Hugo Slavia
- Aaron Spacemuseum
- Petey Atricks
- Dan Delion
- Terry Torial
- Cal Q. Later
- Jen Trification
- Indy Nile
- Ray Volver
- Minnie Strone
- Gustav Wind
- Paul Samic
- Vinny Gret
- Joyce Tick
- Cliff Diver
- Earl E. Riser
- Cooke Edoh
- Jen Youfelct
- Reanne Carnation
- Paul Misunday
- Chris P. Cream
- Gio Metric
- Caire Innet
- Marsha Mello
- Manny Petty
- Val Adictorian
- Lucy Tania
- Jaques Amole